no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
