nut hugger
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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