Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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