I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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