Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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