I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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