If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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