You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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