with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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