is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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