we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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