How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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