worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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