yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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