So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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