You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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