Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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