You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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