Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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