Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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