mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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