I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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