i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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