are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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