You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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