Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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