Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I can't turn off my feet"
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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