i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I am available for nakedness
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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