I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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