Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Having a random hookup so left but love u
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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