Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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