I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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