its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm going to jail i love you
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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