OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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