We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
She tied me up with her honor cords...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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