Got a toothbrush?
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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