I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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