So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
