I must be too annoying 4 u.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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