PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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