I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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