You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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