Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Randomize
