Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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