My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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