the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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