so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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