Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
