Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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