Define "chronic" masturbator.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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