belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
