I want to stick my p in your. b.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Floor bacon is actually really good
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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