Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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