My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Randomize
