My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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