shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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